Last week my friend Steve Hall from the fabulous Adrants marketing blog published a paid post about new homeowner tax credits that had nothing to do with advertising.
In fact, it didn’t even mention the sponsor’s advertising strategy, AND it included a corporate video so dry I had to stare at this for 12 minutes just to re-inspire my will to live.
I respect Steve, his snark and his blog. I also respect the dude needs to earn a living and is trying new things. However, I increasingly ask myself if the ease of muddying down good blogs for the sake of blogola can really be the future of social media? It’s something we’ll be talking about at my SXSW panel in March.
Did you know Perfect Porridge frequently gets propositioned, bribed and bullied to accept payment to post things? Oh yeah, all the time. Let’s try an experiment, shall we?
One of the more legit companies that sends these propositions is Buzz Paradise, with whom I must’ve signed up with forever ago and requires disclosure. Recently they offered me more than $100 to post a dancing baby YouTube video for Evian. I passed.
But being inspired by Steve and the prospect of selling out just once to see how it feels, I thought I’d try one of their more recent requests — this one for Alicia Keys, whom I cannot stand and would never write about on Perfect Porridge unless I was being paid.
The following is a paid post (well, we’ll see if they pay me for this):
Apparently Alicia Keys, whom I don’t like as a performer, likes to wear Carrera sun glasses, which I would never wear because I’m a dude and also because I wear glasses.
In this video for “Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart,” you’ll see Keys wearing Panamerika 1 sun glasses from the Carrera Vintage collection, which (I’m told to tell you) are inspired by the style of the 1980s and draw attention because of their unique metal frame in form of a tear which makes them recognizable at once. I assume they also hide your tears while watching this video.
What you won’t see in the video is that the anagram for Alicia Keys is “Alike As Icy.” That’s a little free bonus right there for you.
And here’s the disclaimer code that lets them track you reading this:
Hmmm…it was so easy to sell out just now. So easy to abuse your trust in me as a writer. So easy to prostitute myself beyond a curator of “good” music to pimp formulaic crap produced to sell millions to the mouth-breathing public.
This is one of those experiments that makes me want to take a 45 minute hot shower to scrub the filth off, but at least I have a bit more perspective for the discussion at SXSW.
I can only hope the next company to pay me for blog posts sells soap in bulk.
