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Typically when I am at the State Theatre, it is to buy tickets for a show at the Orpheum across the street. So I tried to remember what the last actual performance I saw at the State was, and I settled on “The Nutcracker” in 2003. (Sadly, this means I’ve missed some really great shows during the past seven years.)
Wednesday night’s performance of “Adult Swim Presents Tim & Eric Awesome Tour Great Job Chrimbus Spectacular 2010″ was exactly like “The Nutcracker” in every way.
As you know, “The Nutcracker” begins when the two main characters eat an inordinate amount of acid in anticipation of the coming Chrimbus holiday and then dance around like jackasses for two hours in what is ostensibly to most in the audience a display of “art.”
OK, so I’m being sarcastic and negative. The truth is neither “The Nutcracker” or “Adult Swim Presents Tim & Eric Awesome Tour Great Job Chrimbus Spectacular 2010″ are quite my thing.
So why did I go? I like sketch comedy; I appreciate random, oddball performances; and I don’t hate Tim and Eric’s TV show, I just think some of its sketches get a little long in the tooth, which is exactly what the live “Adult Swim Presents Tim & Eric Awesome Tour Great Job Chrimbus Spectacular 2010″ show suffered from.
The funniest moments from “Adult Swim Presents Tim & Eric Awesome Tour Great Job Chrimbus Spectacular 2010″ came on screen, not on stage: Spagett, Dr. Steve Brule, Tairy Greene, the introduction instructing the audience to go in their pants if they have to pee.
Those clips, like certain moments in the TV show, remind me of Tim and Eric’s great movie for Absolut.
That movie weighs in at 3 minutes, 27 seconds. Some of the on-stage antics, like Eric chasing Tim around in a hairy body suit, with full frontal ridiculousness hanging out went on for what seemed like much longer, even though it probably wasn’t.
None of that was even as awkward as the second half of “Adult Swim Presents Tim & Eric Awesome Tour Great Job Chrimbus Spectacular 2010,” where Tim and Eric “played” “music.” This went on for so long that even the dreadlocked duo sitting to my right who were clearly on some pyschoactive drug that most of the population has never heard of got up and left. This was no double rainbow.
“Adult Swim Presents Tim & Eric Awesome Tour Great Job Chrimbus Spectacular 2010″ tried to redeem itself at the end with an on-stage costume contest. “I’m a corn,” one contestant (who was clearly dressed in a corn cob costume) explained before Eric summarily dismissed her sorry ass from the stage to much laughter.
If there’s any advice that I can give Tim and Eric, it’s keep the bits short. The audience can take some stinkers if they’re done quickly and we’re on to the next thing that might have potential. Not that they will ever read this or even need to take my advice: the house wasn’t quite full Wednesday, but with the exception of a few sour faces, the crowd seemed to be digging the show. Which shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who has ever met an enthusiastic Tim and Eric fan.
Now someone pass the peyote, and remember to keep your Chrimbus bush trim and moist. —